I see the Oktoberfest statue shooting beer from its “bratwurst” for the old guy, what does the female statue next to them do? Shoot Jägermeister from her snizz into a shotglass?
Maybe this guy’s lover is into scat play and this way when he’s behind him he can be reminded of it.
Everyone likes a little pet humor from time to time. Maybe next I can start stacking pancakes on my bunny’s head. If I had a bunny.
Sounds like a good plot for a book for children. I don’t think the Red Ryder BB gun from a Christmas Story is going to do the trick this time.
UV Vodka and Patron tequila added to cupcakes. I feel like I’ve been missing something important my whole life now.
Never say never Justin to having some cougar form a meatloaf into your likeness so she can.. eat you..? I also like my baked meat products to be creepy. Maybe former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky recreates the scene from American Pie with Jason Biggs and just fucks that meatloaf mouth when he’s done.
Epic fail as someone wears a Hello Kitty Darth Vader costume. I can only imagine their light saber is pink. Or maybe it’s rainbow-colored.
Don’t be a pussy, take your chances. This guy seems legit – anti-motivational poster with free candy. No pedophiles in that sweet rape van. Maybe has a free bike in there too. I’d check it out.
A hot chick announcer slaps a first prize sticker on a sexy lady’s butt.